Top 10 Caddy Quotes

Golf CaddyHere’s one that was sent to us via our good friend Andrew.  We’re not sure if these are from his caddy or not but knowing his game… they could be!

So without further adieu… the Top 10 Caddy Quotes are (drum roll please)…

#10
Golfer: “I think I am going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

#9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

#8
Golfer: “Do you think that my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

#7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually!”

#6
Golfer: “You got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

#5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, it is a compass.”

#4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf.”

#3
Golfer: “Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day.”

#2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

and the #1 Best Caddy Comment…

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it is too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

Add a comment if you’ve heard any better ones.

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